Pugnacious Box

Stranger 2: ALL OF THE SHERLOCK

Stranger 2: So, both.

Stranger 1: Well, yeah. I love them all, really - JW

Stranger 2: John? -SH

Stranger 1: ….Who is this? Who has this number? - JW

Stranger 2: John…it’s me. Sherlock Holmes. -SH

Stranger 1: Sherlock Holmes is….is dead. Stop it. Who is this now. Greg? Greg this isn’t funny. - JW

Stranger 1: Sally? Molly? Mycroft? Really. Not funny - JW

Stranger 2: No, John, it’s me. Sherlock. -SH

Stranger 2: I…I said goodbye to you on the rooftop before I jumped off St. Bart’s. -SH

Stranger 1: Sherlo….Jus’….This isn’t funny! Who has this damn number! - JW

Stranger 2: John, please believe me. It’s me. Sherlock. Your best friend. -SH

Stranger 2: I…I know it’s hard to believe. Believe me. -SH

Stranger 1: I saw Sherlock Holmes die, damn it! I saw him, his pulse was gone, he was bleeding. I saw him dead! Now who ever this is, this is not funny! - JW

Stranger 1: Are you one of Jim’s? Sick bastards - JW

Stranger 2: Molly helped me. I landed safely, and Molly pushed a similar body out onto the street. That wasn’t me, John. It was all planned out so that you would think it was me. -SH

Stranger 2: I…missed you a lot, John. Got a bit sentimental. -SH

Stranger 1: This….this is sick! This can’t be you- this can’t be Sherlock Holmes! - JW

Stranger 1: I watched him DIE. If you’re Sherlock Holmes, then where I am? Hm? You should know! - JW

Stranger 2: How can I prove to you that I am who I am? -SH

Stranger 2: You are in 221B baker street, currently sipping a cuppa while reading the newspaper. Your socks are off, and your cane is by your chair, because unfortunately, your psychosemantic limp came back a few months after I left. You sit in your own chair and have never in mine, because of sentiment. Little of my things have been moved too much, because you need proof I lived. -SH

Stranger 1: That’s…that’s impossible. - JW

Stranger 1: Only one man I know could….but it can’t be…-JW

Stranger 2: It’s me, John. -SH

Stranger 2: I’m sorry I’ve done this to you. I wish I didn’t have to. -SH

Stranger 1: Where the BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN - JW

Stranger 1: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?! - JW

Stranger 1: WHAT IS GOING ON. This is improbable! You’re alive! I knew it! Oh yes! - JW

Stranger 1: I believed in you, this whole time! This whole damn time! - JW

Stranger 2: I’m—I’m sorry, John. Forgive me. -SH

And this is how a fandom survives a hiatus, the brilliant strangers in it that make the most of every little thing they are given and make your day okay:)